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The Next Great Hunk Of Crap Technology
You Absolutely Can’t Live Without


Thx Caz.

by A Photo Editor on February 11, 2009 · 19 comments


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1 Alex Gauthier February 11, 2009 at 9:40 pm

At first I thought this must be talking about the instructions for the new D3X! =D

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2 craig February 12, 2009 at 12:43 pm

@Alex Gauthier,

ha. I felt that way when I got the D3, and its 400 page manual written in perfect english, and yet mystifying in the roundabout way that only japanese-origin manuals can be

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3 NML February 11, 2009 at 9:48 pm

OMG – I must have that piece of shit!!

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4 Mark Gamba February 11, 2009 at 9:53 pm

Priceless! Finally, truth in reporting.

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5 BF February 11, 2009 at 10:37 pm

I’m waiting until the next version comes out, hopefully by then they’ll have the bugs worked out.

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6 Michael February 11, 2009 at 10:40 pm

I’ll wait for the next version. Hopefully by then it has more &*&$# bugs and I will have a more &^&^# time &*^&#^ out how the ^&^&%#^&* works.

Hilarious .. just made my day :) Thanks for sharing.

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7 Patrick Love February 12, 2009 at 1:54 am

What about the blinking 12:00 feature?
link

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8 DC photographer February 12, 2009 at 2:09 am

I’d love to see this hilarious video but I’ve already ripped my eyeballs out.

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9 Craig February 12, 2009 at 10:27 am

I almost pissed my pants.

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10 Chicago photographer February 12, 2009 at 11:06 am

Just spent three days camping out in line to be the first to buy it. Got 10 of ‘em. Selling nine on Ebay suckaz!

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11 Alexis Evanoff February 13, 2009 at 8:26 pm

I love The Onion!

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12 Turd Ferguson February 14, 2009 at 7:12 am

A Russian reverse-engineer just hacked this thing and is currently writing custom firmware to make it actually go fuck itself. You hafta load the custom firmware before the update rolls out though- Hurry!

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13 Drayke Larson February 15, 2009 at 8:25 pm

Funniest thing I’ve seen all day. I’m definitely reposting this. Strangely, take out the profanity and it might as well be a “This Week In Tech” broadcast.

Thanks for sharing!

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14 Tom McKenzie February 15, 2009 at 9:26 pm

I found one at Circuit City @ 15% off due to going out of business, but you still can get a piece of chit warrantty, at full focking price.

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15 UKnewphotos February 22, 2009 at 5:39 am

I have owned the early versions of the ” piece of shit” they were known as the D1, D1x then the D2x Most Shit comes with the name Nikon or Canon on them

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16 Timothy Hughes February 23, 2009 at 1:50 am

Hahaha. Glad I’m not an early adopter for that p.o.s.

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17 amit August 6, 2009 at 2:28 am

pls send me

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