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No, You Just Own A Camera Now

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by A Photo Editor on June 21, 2010 · 49 comments


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1 Paul Treacy June 22, 2010 at 10:25 am

Actually, I am a photographer.

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2 Photo-John June 22, 2010 at 10:25 am

Even if I bought a Nikon D3S?

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3 Istota Ludka June 22, 2010 at 12:48 pm

@Photo-John, Buying a Nikon D3S doesn’t make you a photographer either. It makes you a Nikon owner.

(I’m paraphrasing something someone else said earlier this summer in another place…)

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4 Photo-John June 22, 2010 at 1:12 pm

@Istota Ludka, I had not considered that. I will have to sell that camera immediately. The last thing I want to be is a Nikon owner;p

Sorry my humor didn’t make it through on my forst comment. That happens sometimes on the Internet :-)

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5 Istota Ludka June 22, 2010 at 1:18 pm

@Photo-John, Your humor made it, but apparently my reiteration didn’t. Sorry. It’s a funny point we need to remind ourselves AND laugh at the same time.

I could have included a smiley face? As lame as that is, I guess it does make it clear that it’s a wisecrack and not a correction!

:-)

p.s. do we know if the person with the tshirt is a man or a woman??

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6 Brad Trent June 22, 2010 at 1:20 pm

@Istota Ludka, Istota…Don’t worry about it…I know John, and he sucks as a Photographer! ;^p

But he can kick your ass on a mountain bike!

BT

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7 Oscar June 22, 2010 at 1:36 pm

@Brad Trent, but what if my butt wasn’t on a bike, could he still kick it?

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8 Istota Ludka June 22, 2010 at 1:20 pm

p.p.s. I use emoticons more frequently just for the clarity. And to make sure we’re on the “same page” or something. Please don’t sell your Nikon. Just change the strap to anonymous black. :-)

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9 Edie Howe June 22, 2010 at 5:47 pm

@Istota Ludka, does it really matter if the person is a man or a woman? The attitude is what counts.

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10 chris June 22, 2010 at 10:29 am

No, you’re not a photographer, you just have a ponytail.

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11 Julie June 22, 2010 at 11:27 am

@chris, hehehehehehehe

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12 Mike.S June 22, 2010 at 5:26 pm

@chris, within the taxonomy of ponytails, does a poorly corralled posterior assemblage of keratinized strands still count as a mullet, or is it known by alternate terminology?

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13 Debra Frieden June 22, 2010 at 10:30 am

LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!

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14 keith June 22, 2010 at 10:33 am

That’s going to really disappoint a lot of camera owners.

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15 SharonF June 22, 2010 at 10:43 am

Thanxxx for the morning smile!

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16 david kiang June 22, 2010 at 10:54 am

Hah, it’s the world of hobby gone mad. As well food blogs are out of control. “Just because you can eat, doesn’t make you a foodie. Only a grouchy and irritating person.”

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17 Cletus June 22, 2010 at 10:58 am

You’re not just a photographer, you’re an elitist!

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18 Melissa Abbey June 22, 2010 at 12:22 pm

@Cletus, true that!

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19 Damon Vrettos June 22, 2010 at 11:03 am

Ahahahahahaha

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20 Ryan June 22, 2010 at 11:16 am

You should see her when she turns around.

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21 Mark June 22, 2010 at 11:17 am

That should actually read “no, you’re not a professional photographer, you just own a camera”. The facebook group was named wrongly when it was setup as current admins have conceded.

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22 Nathan June 22, 2010 at 11:38 am

This so covers me, sadly…

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23 Michael Grace-Martin June 22, 2010 at 11:46 am

Fine with me. I’ll just own my $15,000 worth of camera equipment and not have to call myself a photographer because photographers don’t get any respect anyway…!

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24 Brady June 22, 2010 at 12:34 pm

Wow, someone is bitter.

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25 Laura Eaton June 22, 2010 at 1:10 pm

If you aren’t a little bitter, you haven’t been a photographer long enough!

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26 Julia G June 26, 2010 at 5:32 am

@Laura Eaton,
How RIGHT you are!!

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27 Matt Needham June 22, 2010 at 1:10 pm

“Every artist was first an amateur.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

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28 Tom June 22, 2010 at 1:14 pm

Let’s not forget everyone, at one point in time, was:

– an amateur

– a wannabe professional

– an aspiring professional

– an emerging professional

– an up-and-coming professional

Professional photographer is not a birthright. People get there by working at their craft. Who appointed some clown with a pony-tail the judge of who qualifies as a professional?

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29 jeann conte June 22, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Such arrogance, get over yourselves. It’s pathetic if acting like a jerk makes
you feel better about yourself.

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30 Gordon Moat June 22, 2010 at 1:58 pm

… but I own over 30 cameras. ;-)

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31 Flaviz June 22, 2010 at 2:01 pm

Some people are afraid of competition.

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32 le cinémasagiste June 22, 2010 at 2:15 pm

who the hell puts a design or text on the back of a polo shirt?

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33 Ed Hamlin June 22, 2010 at 3:00 pm

ROFLOL, seems like there are more comedians than photographers in the world today. I use black tape on my camera so it can’t be identified and no neck strap so some one can choke me to death with it cuz I took their picture.

Apparently the wearer of the polo shirt doesn’t have a clue since he must own a camera…

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34 Paul Treacy June 22, 2010 at 3:17 pm

I’m also an amateur photographer. I make my best work in an amateur capacity. Don’t most of us?

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35 Ryan June 22, 2010 at 3:29 pm

I like how you cropped his giant bald spot out of the post, hit the link for the full glory

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36 Ryan June 22, 2010 at 3:30 pm
37 Bruce DeBoer June 22, 2010 at 3:40 pm

I’m afraid at this point, even if I sold my cameras I’d still be a photographer – I’d leave the t-shirt at home though.

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38 scott Rex Ely June 22, 2010 at 4:39 pm

You’re only a photographer if someone offers you work and you complain about it.

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39 Donnar Party June 24, 2010 at 8:28 am

@scott Rex Ely, I think you unveiled the litmus test for “who is a photographer”.

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40 jenny June 22, 2010 at 10:33 pm

the caption should read: “my shirt doesn’t really say this, it’s photoshopped”

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41 Debra Frieden June 23, 2010 at 7:56 am

@jenny, LOL

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42 Kenneth June 23, 2010 at 8:53 am

@jenny, damnit, someone beat me to shooped…

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43 Daniel June 23, 2010 at 3:28 am

No, you are not a photographer. You are a camera, press card and vat # owner.

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44 Tracy B June 23, 2010 at 9:56 am

AMEN!

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45 Sandee June 29, 2010 at 2:36 pm

Excellent !! I need one of these shirts ;)
We French are arrogant pricks, so it fits my personnality anyway :p

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46 george gruel June 29, 2010 at 4:45 pm

The perfect shirt as it is!

How wonderful.

I want one.

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